I want to do something cute for my girlfriend while shes on vacation. What can i do?
December 25, 2009 | 2 Comments
I recently went on vacation and my girlfriend wrote me an extremely cute set of letters everyday while i was gone and let me read them all when i got back. Now she is going away and I want to do something very cute for her. I don’t want the surprise to be anything expensive but id like it to be just as cute as what she did for me. Were 17 and shes going away for 7 days. Any suggestions?
That’s sweet :] You could write her letters in return. Plan a picnic for when she gets back. Tell her just how much you missed her.
What is a good way to pick up women? Do women like being approached at bars?
December 25, 2009 | 2 Comments
I am turning 21 next month and was was looking for advice on the whole bar scene.
Follow the words of Superbad. Women in bars = bad. Go to a park, an art gallery, a concert, etc. And I think ‘hello’ would work just fine, if you like, ‘accidentally’ bump into her ;D
How would a woman be able to pick up an upper millstone, when women are weak?
December 25, 2009 | 5 Comments
Judges 53 But a certain woman threw an upper millstone on Abimelech’s head, crushing his skull
I’m sure they didn’t mean the kind we see in large watermills. There are hand-operated mills that have two small flat discs that crush the grain. In fact, you can order one for your Roman reenactment for only $150. The woman still had to be pretty strong. I guess you got strong from turning them.
How do you pick up girls at partys?
December 25, 2009 | 16 Comments
Im 15 and theres a lot of patry’s happening these holidays. I know from experience that pick up lines do not work when trying to get a gf so what is a good way to get in a convosation with a girl?
pick up LINES don’t work.
pick up METHODS, on the other hand, DO WORK.
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I’m not gonna give you actual things to say- because that is BS. However, I am going to give you an overview of how you wanna do it:
You wanna be with a tight friend, first of all. a LOYAL friend. either that, or have him know what ur doing, and have him be ur wingman. set up a time for him to be like "whats gooddd *ur name*" at some point in the convo with the girl, so she thinks ur tight. it sounds really lame but girls like a guy SO MUCH MORE if they think hes popular and well known.
after that is established (preferably before u even get to the party), approach a girl thats do-able but in your league! (if u want a hot girl, u better work out HARD and also work on ur face and hair and teeth and make urself really reallyyy sexy if u want a hot girl. girls are shallow when it comes to dating guys or hooking up with guys, just like guys are. they always PREFER getting a guy whos the hottest they can get. so if u arent 1 of the hotter guy hitting on her… ur fighting an uphill battle from square 1.)
Approach the girl from a mixture of in the front, and off to the side. Like approach from 10 or 11 oclock haha. If you are good at approaches, go for 11 it has the best effect. if you are shy or awkward on approaches, i say stick with 10 oclock. (more off to the side) but whatever the case, u gotta make a good approach. if u greet a friend or have a convo on the way over to her, all the better! remember: its all about social status, almost as much as it is about the actual convo
When you are approaching her, btw, make it CASUAL. dont like look at her across the room- UNLESS she stares u down, then yes you can make a direct approach! but otherwise, dont look at her as u get closer. talk to other people casually along the way, just make it look like u are approachign that area of the room, and NOT her.
when u get to her area, if she is with a group of friends, say something funny and tight and conversational that will get the group talking! For example, u can be like "wow did u guys see what happened outside?" then when the group responds be like "i almost walked into a fight walking in here!" and then u can describe a real (or most likely made up) fight that happened. (this is risky, however, so change the subject ASAP after u describe it.) Or you can just walk up WITH YOUR FRIEND and kind of smile/laugh and be like "hey can i ask you guys a question/get your opinion on something?" then when they say yes, you can be like "ok my friend over there needs some advice.." and get into a relationship story. OR you can be like "we- oh yeah, im *name* and this guys *name*- actually made a bet and we wanted to know, how many of you have ever had a crush on a teacher?" or just ANYYY random question you can think of! or u can be like "do u guys know where we can get the chron?" (weed) and if they’re like "we dont smoke" just make a joke about u guys not being perfect etc etc. and then u can tease one of the dudes in the group who looks really non-druggie and be like "yeah, right. are u kidding me? LOOK at this guy! SO bad a*ss. i know this kid just wakes up every morning and eats nails for breakfast and then blazes with 2pac and the guys from thugs mansion" or whatever. just totally fry the guy but be funny and joking about it. it should all be in hard-to-tell sarcasm and a funny tone haha. NOTE: BUT BEFORE YOU ASK THE QUESTION, BE LIKE "BUT I CAN ONLY STAY A SECOND". THAT WAY THE GROUP DOES NOT WORRY THAT YOU WILL BE THE "AWKWARD GUY WHO STAYS WITH US ALL NIGHT"
and another rule: after the convo has started, make it a point to WIN OVER THE GUYS FIRST! after you have done that, find a girl who looks like she is NOT hot. then start talking to her next! once u win her over, go up the line fast, talking to all the girls around the same time EXCEPT the girl you wanna hook up with. MAKE SURE YOU DO NOT TALK TO THE GIRL YOU WANT AT ALL. DONT EVEN LOOK HER DIRECTION!
If you look at her, she will sense interest. girls are like dogs, they can sense it. so if u look at her and THEN try to ignore her… guess what? shes on to your game! either that, or she thinks ur just too afraid to talk to her! MAJOR. TURNOFF. You gotta make sure you look like you dont even REALIZE that she exists!
Then, after she seems really interested in getting your attention and actually SAYS something to you- whether it be a funny comment, or a compliment, or a playful diss, or a question- just blow her off. if it was a comment or compliment, just look at her casually and laugh non-interestedly, then turn ur back and talk to the other ppl and girls again! If she asked a question, get a "this is lame" voice and answer her question really really curtly/shortly, in a noninterested way, and then get back to the convo! THIS WILL MAKE HER WANT YOU.
Finally, when she cant take it anymore and she is at her breaking point, start talking to her! (and u have to pick up on her breaking point, dont drive her farther than it cuz she might start to hate you… u gotta find it at the perfect time.)
Once u start talking to her, make sure you (like always) have a lot of fun, energy, enthusiasm, and are cool, sexy, calm, collected, etc. Be playful, tease her, mess with her, and compliment her ONCE- but not about her looks, compliment something about her personality or what she says she likes! it shows her you paid attention to what she was saying.
Then, after a bit of that, ignore her AGAIN! Be like "soo were actually gonna dip out" (OR cue your friend and have him call you over, and be like "thats my mans ok im about 2 head over there see u ppl later" etc etc.) basically: leave, and dont seem sad that ur leaving either! its a party u gotta be the carefree n*gga!
and then start flirting WIHT OTHER GIRLS. even if u arent successful, try your very best to talk to as many girls as u can OUT OF EARSHOT OF YOUR GIRL THAT YOU WANT! she wont hear them rejecting you (IF they do)- all she will think is "im watching him talk to other girls" and then she will get VERY jealous. This is good! This will make her want you more. and with the girls, try low-risk stuff- talk to them about whatever. dont actually flirt, cuz if u make a scene and the girls loudly like "get away loser/creep/dude!" u are screwed. the girl who u like will no longer wanna hook up with you, even IF she was already there beforehand! u CANT EVER be the guy who gets fried in public. EVER. or you ARE DONE. at least for that night lol
At some point, come back over (casually) to the girl! If things were going great, go single! However if she had a "big fat friend" who was sort of c*ckblocking the last time around, bring a friend over whos willing to do the ugly fat girl! Then continue the convo as it was.
After a bit of convo, be like "im gonna get some of that *type of alcoholic drink*-" and then look at the girl u like and nod ur head that way and be like "-come with?" EITHER THAT, or if you are close to the girl u like, u can whisper that same thing in her ear… it works alot better that way if she seems openly interested! BUT if she DOESNT seem openly interested but is still friendly, the casual way is better.
once ur alone with her, establish contact! keep up the good funny light convo, but at some point do the palm reading thing. read her palms! if u dont know how to do this, look it up. and also, if she asks u something and u have a really good answer to it, just casually (but accidentally sexily) put ur arms around her and say the good response lol, in sort of a slow drawn out funny/sexy way. look DEEP into her eyes when u do it! it will turn her on SOO much. this actually got me LAID one time!
after that, you keep flirting for a bit, and you wait for that right time to either bring her upstairs to hook up, or maybe get her #!
If you wanna hook up, you can try the easy option- if she seems like a sl*t and is reallyyy making it obvious she likes you, try being like "you wanna go upstairs?" or whisper in her ear something like "you look sooo sexy the way your standing right now… we should deff go *wherever a room is*". Get it?
If you wanna try the longer, but slightly more likely to work, way…. just sit down on a couch when ur talking to her and be like "ahhh" as in u needed a rest. just spread ur arms and lay back, like ur totally carefree. and DONT look at her, look off in space past her. USUALLY in my experience, girls get anxious if you just sit down and stop trying, and just look by them without noticing them for a moment. so what the girl will usually do is try to break that by casually just sitting down next to you OR straight-up cuddling up to you on the couch! OR she might stand in front of where you are looking and say something smart-aleck or funny. If she sits next to you, problem solved… if she stands in front of you, be like "ur blocking my view!" and if shes like "of what?" be like "that crucial keg stand over there!" or "that sexy babe behind you" if you are feeling particularly daring. then either way, shes gonna pretend to be (or really be) offended slightly; IN EITHER CASE, playfully laugh it off and be like "im jokingg come here" and then like bite ur lip and grab her hand and playfully pull her down on top of you.
then in either scenario, you have the b*tch on the couch next to you, right? so just casually put your arm around her. This usually is at least a SEMI awkward thing to do- so its best to break the ice by making a really LOUD, noticeable yawnnn as you do it. This will usually make a girl laugh, esp.
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December 25, 2009 | 6 Comments
Just wondering, when you go into a club or bar. You just start talking to a girl, and after a while, do you just say "let’s go back to my place" or "do you live close"
what’s it really like?
i Heat this
