Now that Dallas is out, what excuse now do I have to go out and pick up women?

I can’t stay home with the wife.

don’t tell her the cowboys lost idiot, she probably wouldn’t have known if you wouldn’t has blabbered yo big mouth…lol!!!! so stay home, that’s more women for me, except all the fat ones you like….lol

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3 Responses to “Now that Dallas is out, what excuse now do I have to go out and pick up women?”

  1. Jan on March 9th, 2010 11:04 am

    Surely you have some sick friends or something….c’mon, put on your thinking cap!
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  2. sixstringhovah on March 9th, 2010 11:41 am

    You could always become a Giants or Titans fan. Since the playoffs are televised nationally, there is not a "good" reason you would have to go out to watch them.

    But, if your wife would have believed you were going out to watch the Cowboys in the playoffs, why wouldn’t see believe you are going out to watch a different team?
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  3. rchenry9 on March 9th, 2010 11:50 am

    don’t tell her the cowboys lost idiot, she probably wouldn’t have known if you wouldn’t has blabbered yo big mouth…lol!!!! so stay home, that’s more women for me, except all the fat ones you like….lol
    References :

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