What is the best military pilots uniform to wear to a party to pick up girls air force or navy?

I need to know where are training courses are done and how many medals should I wear just in case somebody ask me?

why not grow a pair and enlist then you can wear the uniform with pride.

Tell them you attend top gun in miramar

Any woman with knowledge will know why you are full of sh*t

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15 Responses to “What is the best military pilots uniform to wear to a party to pick up girls air force or navy?”

  1. benedict_kerry2004 on March 6th, 2010 8:08 am

    why not grow a pair and enlist then you can wear the uniform with pride.

    Tell them you attend top gun in miramar

    Any woman with knowledge will know why you are full of sh*t
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  2. Nathan M on March 6th, 2010 8:35 am

    if i seen someone wearing a military uniform that wasn’t in the military i would beat the s h i t out of him. if u haven’t done the work to wear the uniform then u don’t deserve to have one. If somebody gives advice to this kid i’m going to delete the question.
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  3. artilleryman89 on March 6th, 2010 9:02 am

    I wanna kick your a** so bad.
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  4. JackHandy001 on March 6th, 2010 9:26 am

    Definitely Navy! Didn’t you ever watch "Top Gun" or " An Officer and a Gentleman"? You can claim Pensacola, Fla for training base and gold wings or navy cross would be a good decoration.
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  5. Chris B on March 6th, 2010 9:59 am

    I’d bet the "F" after Jack means FARCE! Benedict is right. I’m no Semper Fi fan but why don’t you try growing a set, and maybe, just maybe, you’d be man enough never to soil the uniform they wear so proudly. You make me sick.
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  6. Branden on March 6th, 2010 10:48 am

    I would only wear a seamans uniform if your looking to pick up some guys.
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  7. killbot57 on March 6th, 2010 11:14 am

    navy. they call themselves avaitors not piolets and they think they are the best. top gun flight school is in miramar california. thats where the best go to train to be even better. don’t sport tomany medals, just your wings will work out great. but then again if you have to do all that to get laid your probably a looser
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  8. Mike S on March 6th, 2010 11:41 am

    For some reason, I don’t think a flightsuit will get the attention you want. Oh, and get some medals from ‘Nam.
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  9. Sphinx Rising on March 6th, 2010 12:07 pm

    You are are that it is against the law to wear a uniform without being inlisted or impersonate an office, right ?

    If you want a uniform, enlist, and they will give you several for free, lol, but you have to earn them my friend, they are not a disguise for children :)
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  10. Bob on March 6th, 2010 12:38 pm

    Unless you are in grade school and are going to a party don’t even think about dressing up in a uniform with medals you didn’t earn. It is against the law and it is immoral. I was at a gathering the other night where I was able to wear the medals I earned in Viet Nam and was hesitant to do that. Who who have don’t brag about it. If I were to see you dressed up I would kick the crap out of you at the least and them maybe make you eat your fake medals. As the others have said if you want to dress up get some guts and enlist and then you will earn both the medals and the women you are trying to pick up.
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  11. sgtrockaa on March 6th, 2010 12:46 pm

    it’s a federal offense. this isn’t "wedding crashers" territory… you’re stepping on the graves of people who died to to give you the freedom to be a dick.
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  12. Jeff on March 6th, 2010 1:31 pm

    Sorry, but I can’t advise you in a few sentences what a real hero lives and devotes to our country every day. P.S. ladies can spot a poser a mile away, save yourself the shame!
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    Ret USAF and proud of it!

  13. PSDiverTom on March 6th, 2010 1:52 pm

    Jack f:
    Another one of your B$ questions, come on back to law enforcement forum, we miss you.
    And take your meds.
    You’ve met your match on this forum!!!
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  14. sexxy on March 6th, 2010 2:12 pm

    uh yea…Guys in the military don’t wear their uniforms to a party!!!!
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  15. Jeff K on March 6th, 2010 2:53 pm

    Might as well put on a pinstripe uniform. Because it is illegal to impersonate a military member. Not to mention Im in the army and would throw you a beating for being such a poser
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